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	<title>Under Duress</title>
	<link>http://www.theunderwearprogrammer.com</link>
	<description>This is where my brain is.</description>
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		<title>Bullet Points and Stick Men</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I rarely write in sentences or in well-constructed paragraphs. I am rarely grammatically correct; my run-on sentences tend to weave and spiral before trailing off into nothing.
My use of punctuation is inappropriate; I only use it for it's aesthetic appeal. I don't believe in capital letters; they only serve to divide and classify.
Where words fail, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunderwearprogrammer.com/2010/03/29/bullet-points-and-stick-men/</link>
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		<title>Shower</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The droplets fall around me like a million tears, creating  translucent beaded curtains in front of my eyes. The warmth of the shower undulates ever so slightly, imperceptible enough that it might just be my imagination. Every so often the reflection of a droplet distorts the world for a fraction of a second, just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunderwearprogrammer.com/2010/03/13/shower/</link>
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		<title>Late at Night</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm pretty sure an alternate universe exists late at night, bounded by the routine of the day and the randomness of dreams. In this universe materialism fades, ideas are golden, and anything is possible.
Creativity thrives in this fuzzy realm of not-quite-sleep. In this universe I have solved world hunger,  halted the corruption of government, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunderwearprogrammer.com/2010/03/09/late-at-night/</link>
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		<title>Perceptions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It's hard to step outside of your psyche and view yourself as others do. The things I do usually make sense to me at the time. It doesn't mean they make sense to everyone else. In fact, many actions can be miscontrued entirely by the outside world.
It's hard to remember this, especially in times of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunderwearprogrammer.com/2010/03/06/perceptions/</link>
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		<title>The Zen of a Clean House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[3 hours later and my house is clean. Bathrooms, living room, kitchen... all mopped, dusted, and windexed. And then? Relax.
There is nothing like relaxing in a clean house. There is no laundry to do, no dishes in the sink, no scummy toilets to clean. I can't quite explain the feeling, it just feels... right.
Of course, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunderwearprogrammer.com/2010/03/04/the-zen-of-a-clean-house/</link>
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